Scenes from Toddler-dom

At Ikea:
Kid:  What is this place, mummy?
Me: It's the warehouse.
Kid (gasp, eyes huge): The bear house?!


Returning to the lineup at Toronto Island Ferry after visiting the bathroom:
Kid: Daddy, Daddy, I did a pee pee and a big fart!

In the car:
Kid: what's this mummy?
Me: (reaching back) show me. (Takes large ball of orange-y sticky stuff) I don't know. Is it honey?
Kid: (sadly) No, it's from my ear.